Lisa Kudrow Reports on the Bright Future

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Your favorite aunt Lisa Kudrow is sharing the many wonderful facets of your future and all the good things you can expect as you mature on Earth. For example, people will stop bothering you about dressing cute. You can wear fantastic, tailored menswear, as she does. You can wear whatever you want and irrelevant parties (i.e., not you) won’t express concern about your projected appeal. She explains:

It’s an age thing … I’m thrilled! No one can be mad at me for not being sexy and cute anymore. That’s fantastic. People get mad at women for not trying to be sexy and cute. It’s terrible.

Soon, everyone you know will age out of fielding these concerns and everything will be at peace.

Lisa Kudrow Reports on the Bright Future