In the market for a T-shirt with the inscrutable slogan “Civil Regime”? No? Okay, how about a sports jersey bearing the name of the Lohan dynasty? Stay with us. Somewhere at the corner of Lowbrow and Despicable, Lindsay Lohan has unveiled the aforementioned pieces for a new clothing line with the surely self-aware title “My Addiction.” Whatever addictions Lohan may or may not be subject to, the line’s title appears to refer to her yen for making affordably priced menswear. Yes, menswear — though she also serves as a model for the line, so really it’s more like unisex? The Daily Mail reports that Pacific Sunwear, which also hawks a Kendall and Kylie Jenner clothing line, will offer the capsule collection beginning December 12. Shirts, socks, and beanies will be available, presumably because pants are really hard to design.