Millennial Party Monsters Overwhelm Kate Moss’s Party

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Kate Moss and Naomi Campell hosted an elegant event at the Hotel Café Royal in London last night, which transformed into a fertile flirting ground for a handful of millennial party imps.

These night rascals acheived all the standard millennial party tricks, like singing to Beyoncé without a bra (rendition by Rihanna). Inseparable new best friends coordinated their outfits (Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, in black and white, naturally). And the male representative achieved a retro tagline to match his potentially ironic pinstripe suit (Harry Styles, refered to as “the ladies man of the evening”).

Don’t invite millennials to your stuff, guys. 

Millennials Overwhelmed Kate Moss’s Party