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Sean Parker Is the Father of a Baby Burner

Sean Parker is now the proud father of a second child, a baby boy named Zephyr Emerson Parker. Parker could have chosen any sort of name for his progeny: something strong and regal like “Richard,” or something unassuming like “Joe.” Instead, he has selected Zephyr (definition: a gentle breeze from the west; a lightweight article of clothing), which ensures his child will be the most popular attendee of Burning Man for all of his adult years. 

Sean Parker Is the Father of a Baby Burner