Reports Confirm: Taylor Swift Is the Helpful Friend Who Does All the Dishes

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Task-oriented blonde egret Taylor Swift is the friend who dutifully does the dishes after cooking, says beautiful moocher Karlie Kloss. And certainly, like an occult domestic spirit, she’s just finished them as soon as anyone offers to help. But you’re very sweet to ask.

Taylor Swift Is the Friend Who Does the Dishes