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Ugh, Orlando Bloom, Just Stop It

Pretty actor Orlando Bloom would like you to know all about the sexy, sensual, sensitive career he could have had, if he hadn’t sacrificed himself for us as a performer. Rather than be the beautiful thing, he wants to make the beautiful thing. He could have been a sculptor, he could have been a photographer, he could have been a contender. Alas, he says:

I would have done something with my hands. Sculpture was my thing, and I was very passionate about documentary photography too. I still like to walk around and take photographs, but it’s hard to do that if a lot of people are looking at you.

Though this opinion will certainly fall upon deaf, erstwhile elfin ears, if Orlando Bloom wants a new career move, his name sounds like a sophisticated celebrity fragrance already. 

Ugh, Orlando Bloom, Just Stop It