Surprise! Adam Levine Is Here to Douche Up Your Wedding

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Of all the things that could ruin a wedding — flash flood, horde of locusts, inappropriate cousin Wendy — the events of the new Maroon 5 music video might be the most catastrophic. The video for “Sugar,” a frothy diddy made specifically to worm its way into every wedding playlist in the country, features Adam Levine and his band of merry d-bags, crashing weddings and giving a surprise performance of said frothy diddy.

The whole thing is kind of invasive. Did anybody ask these couples? What if they wanted a DJ? What if they only wanted the smooth sounds of Stevie Wonder or what have you? What if they didn’t want their wedding glory stolen by someone in outrageous transition-lens hipster glasses — looking at you, Adam Levine. And, really, what if they didn’t want to have to get electroshock therapy to finally get this song out of their heads?

Adam Levine Is Here to Douche Up Your Wedding