Conservative Genius Frets Beyoncé Will Turn Girls Into Strippers

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Potential GOP primary candidate Mike Huckabee has decided that shit-talking Beyoncé is the fastest way to get people to pay attention to his new book, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy. He’s criticized President Obama for letting his daughters listen to her, even though the lyrics embarrass him. And he’s criticized Beyoncé for resorting to “vulgar” dance moves, a charge he repeated on The Daily Show last night, adding that little girls look up to Beyoncé. “Do you know any parent who has a daughter who says, ‘Honey, if you make really good grades, someday when you’re 12 or 13 we’ll get you your own stripper pole?’” Huckabee asked. Jon Stewart’s response, which involves archival footage of Huckabee being as vulgar as Beyoncé — with none of the athleticism — is worth watching.

GOP Genius Says Beyoncé Makes Girls Strippers