Uncreative journalists have asked January Jones if she’s a feminist one too many times, and now she’s gone full female supremacist. Last night, Jones Instagrammed a theory of matriarchy (“stolen from” Zoë Kravitz) that is celestial, self-loathing, and all caps. “MEN SHOULD ACT LIKE THE SUN, SHINE STRONG 247/365 AND SERVE WOMEN INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE LITTLE BITCHES WITH VAGINAS,” it says. “#truth,” Jones added. Put it on the list of reasons she’s a secret DGAF hero.