Lonesome genital-matching service Tinder has acquired its first addition, an “ephemeral messaging” service called Tappy. Conversations on Tappy must begin with a photo and all messages disappear after 24 hours. This all serves to highlight several truths for its users: That time is an unceasing pressure, that all things fade, and that your profile photo is really the only thing that matters anyway. Good luck, you precious and eager souls. Don’t let the swipes get you down.