Has Anyone Ever Wanted to Kill Their Mom More Than Dakota Johnson?

Was it just us or did the weird tension between Dakota Johnson and mom Melanie Griffith make everyone run away from the TV in discomfort? During a red-carpet interview, Melanie Griffith launched into her undermining “I’m not going to see Fifty Shades of Grey” shtick for the millionth time, but this time, in the most passive-aggressive exchange in television history, Johnson responded with the exaggerated eye roll and snappy comeback of a 13-year-old.

To her credit, Griffith laughed and maintained the frozen smile and clenched jaw of a mom who isn’t going to make a scene right now, but is going to give a certain young lady a very big talking-to when they get home.

Has Anyone Ever Wanted to Kill Their Mom More?