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Chill Rihanna Swims With Sharks Like It’s No Big Deal

Rihanna poses in the mouth of a shark.
Rihanna poses in the mouth of a shark.

To randomly commemorate the 40th anniversary of the movie Jaws, the cover for the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar features Rihanna just chillin’ within the mouth of an actual eight-foot shark.

Rihanna swimming with eight-foot sharks. Photo: Norman Jean Roy for Harper’s BAZAAR

A dramatic fashion photo doesn’t necessarily require explanation, but Harper’s went ahead and provided a somewhat laborious quotation to help explain the “metaphor”:


How did you learn to swim with the sharks of life?

“I try my best to avoid the sharks of life, but I have had my share of experiences with them, and in those cases I just have to handle them accordingly. But I do not swim with sharks … sharks swim with sharks.”

After, like, two bong rips, this is going to make so much sense.

Rihanna on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Photo: Norman Jean Roy for Harper’s BAZAAR
Rihanna Swims With Sharks Like It’s No Big Deal