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3-D-Printed Penises More Likely Than Wage Equality

In a far-off, distant future — 2058 — the world will know flying cars and 3-D-printed human hearts and rising tides of social equality and rising tides of ocean. The Institute for Women’s Policy Research has just predicted that 2058 is the year American women will receive equal salaries compared to their male peers. 

In the meantime, The Daily Show and Kristen Schaal have some suggestions about how to speed up the process (print a 3-D dick, slap it on the bank counter, and demand that society give you that missing 22 cents per dollar, stat, stat, stat, the future is now!).

3-D-Printed Penises Likelier Than Wage Equality