If you are a person of many interests, you know the heartbreaking task of dividing your attention. You may love silk pajamas and heist movies, for example, but you know that you must adore each with separate devotion. Your various concerns are like ships passing in the night, and never the twain shall meet. Except sometimes! And then it is a day of great and wondrous joy.
Today, for example, good magazine Entertainment Weekly has allowed fantastic teammate Amy Schumer and 2,000 tiny but proportionate booze bottles to grace its cover. Miniature items and female comedians! EW, have you been reading our diary? Happy to lend it to you whenever you want!