It is rare to love a man mostly for his hair, but Jared Leto’s locks contain multitudes. We’ve loved his hair from his days as Jordan Catalano, to his dirtbag, flowing, ombré waves, and even when he went short and blond as some kind of Parisian fashion statement.
But this green hair continues to mess with our devotion. Going out in public with this atomic mess — no matter how slicked back or neat — might be too much for us. Someone please cast Jared in the role he was meant to play: our boyfriend with better hair than us.