Is Naomi Campbell throwing a riotous 45th birthday extravaganza at a château in the South of France with majestic Alpine views? Will her rumored boyfriend — you know, the one who owns an electric race-car team — be in attendance? Is the party a dual celebration of Naomi’s 45 years of life and the house-arrest release of her friend who ran a celebrity gambling ring? Will noted lovers of fun Leonardo DiCaprio, Diddy, and Brandon Davis, as well as fellow models Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, and Kendall Jenner be in attendance? Who knows, because Campbell publicist Abi O’Donnell is shutting the gossip columns down on this front. When asked by “Page Six” to comment about the looming celebration, the supermodel’s rep Abi O’Donnell “yelled, ‘What the f–k?’” And for that, she is our hero of the day.