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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Are Splitting Up

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are splitting up, further confirming that love is just a temporary distraction from inevitable death.

People reports that the couple, who just celebrated their 10-year anniversary yesterday — yesterday! — have decided to file for divorce. According to a joint statement:

After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding.

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