Channing Tatum gave the best Reddit AMA in the history of AMAs. He discussed the Sony Hacks, his email style, and what he chose to name his penis.
Penis-naming appears to be a common and important thing for a man to do. There’s probably a special naming ceremony that we don’t even know about. Though Channing could have named his anatomy anything — King James, Jon Snow, Raphael, Todd, Channing Jr., Spock, or maybe Miguel, if he really wanted to foretell the sensuality of things to come — he chose to name his dick Gilbert. He gave no reason but one can only assume it’s a phallic tribute to the best character from Anne of Green Gables. Just another charming fact that has cemented him (and Gilbert) as everybody’s favorite human this summer (sorry, Chris Pratt).
