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Is Gilbert Really a Good Name for a Penis?

Channing Tatum gave the best Reddit AMA in the history of AMAs. He discussed the Sony Hacks, his email style, and what he chose to name his penis.

Penis-naming appears to be a common and important thing for a man to do. There’s probably a special naming ceremony that we don’t even know about. Though Channing could have named his anatomy anything — King James, Jon Snow, Raphael, Todd, Channing Jr., Spock, or maybe Miguel, if he really wanted to foretell the sensuality of things to come — he chose to name his dick Gilbert. He gave no reason but one can only assume it’s a phallic tribute to the best character from Anne of Green Gables. Just another charming fact that has cemented him (and Gilbert) as everybody’s favorite human this summer (sorry, Chris Pratt).

Is Gilbert Really a Good Name for a Penis?