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Hillary Knows Exactly What Kind of Dumb Beach-Themed Merch You Want


Hillary Clinton is working hard to kindle her reputation as the new Queen of Brooklyn Cool, peddling millennial-friendly merchandise in a new “Summer” section of her campaign store. Featuring “Chillary Clinton” beer koozies and “Grillary Clinton” aprons, it’s almost like Urban Outfitters is running for president.

Of course, there’s a reason Clinton knows her audience so well: Her online store allows her team to easily collect demographic information about her supporter base. So just remember, every time you purchase a gold flash tattoo from the Hillary store, her team collects your personal data and also probably marks you down as “Definitely one of the annoying kids from the College Democrats club.”

Hillary Knows What Beach-Themed Merch You Want