Today in Boobs

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 Sports bras have been added to the list of things that make your boobs saggy, along with sleeping on your side, losing a lot of weight, and daring to exist in an atmosphere with gravity.

 Cara Delevingne has a message to all her haters: “suck my f*cking boobs.” Well said.

• On the downside, the most talked-about feature of a new app called Beme doesn’t work if you have boobs. On the upside, you have boobs.

 Doctors say a man grew a pair of breasts because of the hormones in all the fried chicken he ate. Someone warn him about sports bras.