
• Sports bras have been added to the list of things that make your boobs saggy, along with sleeping on your side, losing a lot of weight, and daring to exist in an atmosphere with gravity.
• Cara Delevingne has a message to all her haters: “suck my f*cking boobs.” Well said.
• On the downside, the most talked-about feature of a new app called Beme doesn’t work if you have boobs. On the upside, you have boobs.
• Doctors say a man grew a pair of breasts because of the hormones in all the fried chicken he ate. Someone warn him about sports bras.