Miley Cyrus wore ten looks last night while hosting the VMAs. Were they good? Were they bad? Do the words good and bad even have meaning when you’re talking the woman who recently wore nipple pasties to a talk-show appearance? This is a topsy-turvy aesthetic universe we’ve entered, where all the shoes are go-go boots, and a card with a hole for your head can count as a dress if you just believe in it hard enough.
There’s something oddly sweet about this 1960s look from Versace, complete with tall white go-go-boots.
Minus the footwear, could you create this Atelier Versace look out of items in your scrap drawer? Sure, but did you? Perhaps that’s the real question.
This one-legged, one-gloved, glittered jumpsuit will terrify anybody afraid of clowns.
So Bob Mackie! And it comes with a matching scrunchie!
Bathing caps as stole.
What’s really inside one of those hipster piñatas.
Such a gift to future (budget) Halloween costumes everywhere.
Evidence that however trippy Katy Perry’s stage outfits might be, they could still get a lot trippier.
This was clearly the point at which Jeremy Scott just gave up.
Pair these Versace pants with a cute going-out top instead of yet another bondage-inspired halter, and you’d be the second-best-dressed girl at the bar in the year 2002.