Miley Cyrus’s VMAs Outfits, Ranked From Bad to Worse

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Miley Cyrus wore ten looks last night while hosting the VMAs. Were they good? Were they bad? Do the words good and bad even have meaning when you’re talking the woman who recently wore nipple pasties to a talk-show appearance? This is a topsy-turvy aesthetic universe we’ve entered, where all the shoes are go-go boots, and a card with a hole for your head can count as a dress if you just believe in it hard enough.

Still, it is possible to ascertain which of these costumes were delightful and which just didn’t work. In the slideshow below, we have attempted to rank all ten looks from best to worst. Or, worst to not-so-bad. Click through at your own peril.

Miley Cyrus’s Terrible VMAs Outfits, Ranked