gratuitous male objectification

We Could Watch Trevor Noah Fondle Pens All Day

Tonight is Trevor Noah’s Daily Show debut and everyone’s wondering “Can he actually fill that Daily Show chair?” and “Will people watch?” The answer is yes, because we will watch adorable Trevor Noah (and his dimples, Otis and Jake) do anything.

We will even watch him try to flip a pen 928 times, as he does in this video for Vanity Fair. Does he succeed? Yes. He succeeds in satisfying this world’s daily need to objectify men with dimples.

We Could Watch Trevor Noah Fondle Pens All Day