The leaves are bursting into fiery colors, the scent of cinnamon and nutmeg is in the air, and you’re snuggling into that infinity scarf and embracing your most basic self. Fall is here, and that means somewhere, someone is carving a pumpkin and using its innards to make it look like it’s throwing up. Here are 10 reasons these pumpkins are puking.
This pumpkin just heard a man say, “We are pregnant.”
This pumpkin just saw a blackface Cookie Halloween costume.
This pumpkin was just informed of a flash sale on Nasty Gal.
This pumpkin just got told to smile.
This pumpkin just tried its first pumpkin spice latte. (Is this considered cannibalism?)
This pumpkin just got asked if she’s part of Taylor Swift’s squad.
This pumpkin caught the stomach flu from making out with a rando.
This pumpkin thought she was going to the bar, not barre.
This pumpkin just heard someone say Kim Kardashian is only famous for her sex tape.
This pumpkin just checked her bank account.