HI THERE HELLO, CAFFEINE HERE.
Coffee is such a chore: You have to walk to the office kitchen to pour it, or perhaps endure the tedious ritual of inserting a pod into a machine, pressing a button, and waiting. Who has time for that? Don’t worry — food manufacturers get you. That’s why they’ve added caffeine to the things you eat and drink throughout the day — it saves you time and bladder space! But good luck trying to sleep.
Get Up and Go’s convenient “shooter” packaging helps you slam its hearty, caffeinated grains to jump-start your day.
Steem’s caffeinated peanut butter will turn your PB-and-banana into an aggressive second breakfast.
You need to stay hydrated, but what fun is regular water? Avitae to the rescue.
Perky Jerky’s marinade contains guarana to give your prelunch snack a kick.
Jolt Gum will freshen your breath and make you nice and jittery before your 1 p.m. meeting.
When the midafternoon slump hits, all a girl really wants is gummies. The demonic Harry Potter bear will be you in a few minutes.
Thirsty? Refill your Avitae bottle and add a few drops of Mio Energy.
Ordering dinner from your favorite Mexican place that gives you way too much food? Double Kick hot sauce promises to “keep a food coma at bay.”
An after-dinner mint for the modern, busy woman.
The perfect dessert for when you have several episodes of Empire to catch up on.