Little Kid Definitely Didn’t Eat a Cupcake Today

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Wasn't him!
Wasn’t him!

If you’re in the mood to do some lying and deceiving to anyone around you this week, you need look no further for inspiration than little Jack, who insists to his father that he did not, nope, never, no way eat a cupcake only two minutes before — despite some visual evidence to the contrary. Jack’s dad (what a skeptic!) asks him over and over if he perhaps indulged in one of the free New York Giants cupcakes that were being handed out, but Jack is stalwart. Not a chance you’re gonna break this little dude.

We’re thinking of asking Jack to stand in for us in responding to that Halloween party invite we’ve been avoiding. It seems like he’d be able to give the right answer.

Little Kid Definitely Didn’t Eat a Cupcake Today