Normally I would avoid downloading the new iPhone update until my Seamless app stopped being compatible, but this one is special. With the iOS 9.1 update, all of the rumored new emoji — the middle finger, the unicorn, the poppin’ Champagne bottle — are finally available for our messaging needs.
Go forth and revolutionize your emoji sexting game now that there’s both a hot dog and a taco option. Say F-U to as many deserving text recipients as you have in your contacts, and send the cheese-wedge emoji over and over and over again to everyone you know, because you love cheese and now you can share that. This is the best Kim Kardashian birthday present ever!