These Adoptable Cats Have the Best Names

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Unless last night’s monsoon ate your internet (thanks, Time Warner), you’ve probably heard that today is National Cat Day. To celebrate, we found the best-named cats in the NYC area that are ready to be adopted into a loving furrever home. You can change their names if you adopt them, but we doubt you can come up with anything better.

Breakfast

Breakfast, a.k.a. “Mr. Energy,” has one eye but loves to wrestle twice as much as other cats.

Prada

Prada used to work in a shoe store, so she’ll feel right at home among your racks of Céline heels.

Simma Down

Simma Down looks great in a tuxedo.

Spiderman

Spiderman will keep your apartment spider-free.

Popcorn

Popcorn is as tiny as a single kernel!

Kangaroo

Will you be the kanga to his roo?

Bubbles

Bubbles is 50 percent white mustache and 100 percent cuddles.

Porkchop

Porkchop loves to “cuddle like a baby” and what more could you want?

Fluffy Cloud

She wants to be the only cloud in your sky.

Mr. Smiles

Mr. Smiles will greet you every day with a little meow and a mischievous grin.

Armadillo

How could you say no to that face?