Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been on the scene more than usual lately, promoting By the Sea, their new film about a dissolving marriage that is 100 percent not about them. Though, are you kidding me? Last night in Los Angeles, the film held its official premiere, and boy do these two look like wax dolls in a doll museum.
But not so fast, reader. Jolie and Pitt may appear to be the result of genetic engineering, but they can assure all of you at home that they are dunderheaded goofballs, just like you and me. In a recent cover story for The Wall Street Journal, Jolie asserted that the couple puts on their pants one leg at a time:
“We wake up, we make breakfast. In our domestic life, we’re Mom and Dad,” she says in the interview. “And often we’re dorky Mom and Dad, which the kids find ridiculous.”
Yeah, right, man!