For the lovable weirdos on your list, we’ve gathered 29 nontraditional gifts that range from quirky (a bubblegum paperweight) to kinky (crystal dildo). There are budget-friendly ideas (stolen hotel ashtrays, toothpasteless toothbrushes, individually wrapped dustless chalk) and splurges (ten strands of Alexander Hamilton’s hair, made-to-order wings from the man who outfits Victoria’s Secret models, a $999 avant-Barbie outfitted in Hood by Air). Click through the slideshow ahead to see them all.
*This article appears in the November 23, 2015 issue of New York Magazine.