animal cruelty

Puppy Tries Desperately to Escape Relationship With John Mayer

“Help me.”

John Mayer, a man who loves expensive watches and layering, got a new puppy this week. Puppies, as we all know, are wonderlands! Puppies love slow-dancing in a burning room. Puppies are always waiting on the world to change. But puppies cannot choose their owners and this poor 8-week-old fluffball is literally screaming to be freed from the prison of John Mayer’s arms. Mayer writes, “This could be us but you’re not a fluffy little eight week old puppy.”

But the poor puppy is thinking otherwise. “HELPPPPPP. FREE ME FROM THIS INVOLUNTARY RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN MAYER. I AM A DOG AND THEREFORE CANNOT MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.”

If you have a heart, you will stop this animal cruelty.

John Mayer, Please Let This Screaming Puppy Go