On Friday, we will see the release of tiny prince of heartbreak Justin Bieber’s latest album, the poignantly titled Purpose. If you thought that boy-wonder Bieber didn’t immediately go out and get that word inked above his peach-fuzz navel to commemorate his latest achievement, you clearly don’t know our kid that well. But lucky for anyone who is yearning for tattoo inspiration without cribbing Bieber’s style too hard, his new album’s track list is full of potential ink options, particularly the kind you’d feel stupid about in due time. Just like Bieber will.
Can you figure out which of these is the title to a new Justin Bieber song and which is the text of a tattoo you’d get at a parlor in Ocean City, New Jersey, but surely regret in under three years tops?