Here’s Some Sensible Workwear for Miley Cyrus

Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom

Miley Cyrus kicked off her six-date Dead Petz tour in Chicago on Thursday night, and along for the ride were Miley’s typical gratuitous stage antics, oversize confetti-filled balloons, and no shortage of maximalist costume changes. A prosthetic penis, a box of butter, glitter wigs, and those unfortunate blonde dreads: These are a few of Miley’s favorite things. Has she upgraded from the terrible looks she flaunted while hosting this year’s VMAs? You be the judge.

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The sun is out.

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Just do it.

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What is going on here?

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Widdle baby Miley.

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A very demure outfit for Miss Cyrus.

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My attire for the annual Christmas cookie decorating party I host.

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Space unicorn is here to rescue mother earth.

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Thanksgiving is right around the corner.

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Uh.

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Goodnight, Miley.

Here’s Some Sensible Workwear for Miley Cyrus