How Cute Would It Be If This Little Sword-Fighting Girl Disemboweled You?

Do <em>not</em> mess with her.
Do not mess with her.

Aw, look at this tiny 9-year-old! Look how cute she is with her poufy blonde bun and her frankly scary-as-hell sword-fighting skills. How cute would it be if she disemboweled you?

And with that performance, Jesse Jane McParland was never grounded again.

Sword-Fighting Little Girl Will Take You Down