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Carrie Fisher Invites Jerks to Blow Her

“Blow us.” Photo: Photo Image Press/Splash News

In case you were thinking about opening your dumb mouth about Carrie Fisher’s body’s aging process, which is frankly none of your business and a boring-as-hell topic — plus you look weird for bringing it up — stop for one second. I’ve got a tweet for you to read, and it’ll only take a minute!

Blow her! [okay emoji]