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Carrie Fisher Invites Jerks to Blow Her

“Blow us.”

In case you were thinking about opening your dumb mouth about Carrie Fisher’s body’s aging process, which is frankly none of your business and a boring-as-hell topic — plus you look weird for bringing it up — stop for one second. I’ve got a tweet for you to read, and it’ll only take a minute!

Blow her! [okay emoji]