Let’s say you’re a dog (which, if you are, hello and welcome to our website). There are so many things that make you happy: bones, eating food, running around and getting super-dirty, your owners, oh god, your owners. You love almost everything and every day is the best day of your life. That is, until you are given the opportunity to unwrap your human on Christmas Day as if he were a brand-new toy to play with — then that day is the best day of your life and there will never be anything better.
Here’s to all the kids who screamed at their parents for getting them the wrong hoverboard.