ABC has released names and details for the women who will compete for Ben Higgins’s heart on the 20th season of The Bachelor. This is the best time of year — not only because it’s soothing to gaze upon the sea of identical blowouts, but because this list is like a torch, illuminating new career paths we never would have thought to wander down.
In past seasons, ABC has taught us that we could be a free spirit or, with a little gumption and elbow grease, maybe even a sport fishing enthusiast, like one contestant on Chris Soules’s season. This year, we can aspire to the following: twin, cowgirl, and chicken enthusiast.
My whole life, all I ever wanted to do was write, but please consider this my resignation from the Cut. I’m pursing my new dream of being a twin!