Just Give Leo the Oscar Before He Accidentally Kills Himself

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Leonardo DiCaprio. Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

We all know Leonardo DiCaprio has gone to extreme lengths in his failed attempts to win an Oscar, but did you know that even while not method acting he has escaped death not once, not twice, but three times?

There was “the shark incident”:

A great white jumped into my cage when I was diving in South Africa. Half its body was in the cage, and it was snapping at me. A shark jumped up and grabbed the tuna, and half its body landed inside the cage with me. I sort of fell down to the bottom and tried to lie flat. The great white took about five or six snaps an arm’s length away from my head. The guys there said that has never happened in the 30 years they’d been doing it.

Then there was “this Delta Airlines flight to Russia”:

I was in business class, and an engine blew up in front of my eyes. It was right after “Sully” Sullenberger landed in the Hudson. I was sitting there looking out at the wing, and the entire wing exploded in a fireball. I was the only one looking out at the moment this giant turbine exploded like a comet. It was crazy. They shut all the engines off for a couple of minutes, so you’re just sitting there gliding with absolutely no sound, and nobody in the plane was saying anything. It was a surreal experience. They started the engines back up, and we did an emergency landing at JFK.

And finally, who could forget “the skydiving incident”:

It was a tandem dive. We pulled the first chute. That was knotted up. The gentleman I was with cut it free. We did another free fall for like another 5, 10 seconds. I didn’t even think about the extra chute, so I thought we were just plummeting to our death. He pulled the second, and that was knotted up too. He just kept shaking it and shaking it in midair, as all my friends were, you know, what felt like half a mile above me, and I’m plummeting toward earth. [Laughs.] And he finally unravels it in midair. The fun part was when he said, “You’re probably going to break your legs on the way down, because we’re going too fast now.” So after you see your whole life flash in front of your eyes — twice — he says, “Oh, your legs are going to get broken too.” [But] we did, like, this barrel roll. We got bruised up, but no broken legs.

Please, just give Leo the Oscar before he meets an untimely demise.

Just Give Leo the Oscar Before He Kills Himself