North West Already Looks Like She Would Bully Me

Please don't socially ostracize me
Please don’t socially ostracize me Photo: JaX/Splash News

Most kids roll up to ballet class wearing a pair of $5 Kmart tights and their sister’s old leotard. North West rolls up to ballet class in a rose-quartz-colored fur jacket and a diamond choker looking like a 2-year-old version of Chanel from Scream Queens.

I am 25 years older than North West but from this photo I can tell she’s already capable of reducing me to a pile of emotional rubble with a single cutting remark made in front of the boy I like. It would be an honor to be socially ostracized by you, North.