Text a Friend a Kim Kardashian Butt, Why Not?

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Friends are always texting you something: blah, blah, blah. “What do you think of this? What do you think of that?” Enough. Now you can respond with a famous butt.

Kim Kardashian, mother of two, launched a new emoji app today called Kimoji. With the app, you may text friends such emoji as: cup, butt, hairdryer. You may avoid unwanted conversations with ambiguous little pictures, such as: other butt, selfie, boobs. This is essentially all you need to know.

Friend: Can I talk to you about something very serious?
You: [Kim Kardashian butt.]

Ex: Grab a coffee sometime?
You: [Kim Kardashian butt.]

Mom: Honey?
You: [Kim Kardashian butt.]