Channing Tatum, we love you. For example, we don’t think you’re overpaid — we think you are paid just right. You dance good, you have a nice body, and you seem nice. However, your haircut is bad tonight at the Golden Globes.
Why is your hair like this, Channing Tatum? Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum, if the answer is, “My hair is like this for a role,” or if the answer is something like, “My hair is like this because — oh shit. I didn’t look at it, oh my God, is that just one picture or, oh, oh my God, is that what it looks like all the time right now? All swoopy to one side, real long?” maybe you should understand that we are not here to hear excuses about your hair. We are here for only one reason, and that reason is to ask: Why?
Why, with your hair?