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January 20, 2016

You May Try to Win the Super Bowl With These Bespoke Fashion Footballs, But You Will Inevitably Fail

By Dayna Evans

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Like a fun extra-credit project assigned in fashion school, 50 designers worked with the CFDA to overhaul the traditional American pigskin in celebration of the forthcoming Mega Beyoncé Concert Featuring Coldplay (just joshing — it’s the 50th Super Bowl). The results, mais bien sur, are wonderful, dumb, and delightful: 50 footballs one could never throw, pass, or spike, but that could definitely take up a spot on your mantle without anyone knowing you secretly and embarrassingly root for the 49ers. Your houseguests will just believe you are a fan of the finer things in life.

The footballs are up for auction from now until February 14, with all proceeds going to the NFL Foundation. But we must ask that if you manage to get your hands on one of these magnificent bespoke footballs, do not play with it. You will hurt yourself.

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Alice+Olivia Somewhere underneath there is a good old American football. Photo: NFL
David Hart Miniature players play football ... on top of a football. The biggest inception of the CFDA collaborations. Photo: NFL
Irene Neuwirth A football if it fell into a vat of your grandmother's costume jewels. Photo: NFL
Kenneth Cole Get it: foot ... and ball? Photo: NFL
Nicole Miller A somewhat-unusual tribute to Día de Muertos. Photo: NFL
Rebecca Minkoff Can't even pick up this football without hurting yourself. Photo: NFL
Shinola A purse so cute only Tom Brady could wear it. Photo: NFL
Sam Edelman It's as if a football and a pom-pom had a baby. Photo: NFL
Siki Im A terrific own of football lovers worldwide is to make their beloved pigskins out of Star Wars–adjacent Legos. Photo: NFL
Tadashi My heart is aflutter. Photo: NFL
Tiffany and Co. This is why we said don't try to play with the footballs. You'll get bonked. Photo: NFL
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