Did you hear that you might be a billionaire tonight thanks to the Powerball jackpot, which is valued at $1.5 billion? So what if you’re more likely to be struck by lightning and give birth to Terry Richardson’s twins at the same time? Obviously, we have the winning ticket at the Cut, and since we have a proven track record of being super-responsible with our finances, we’re going to spend it wisely. We’ll set up a trust, get ourselves some low-risk, high-yield investments … HAHA. Just kidding. We’re going to buy a ton of Hermès and diamonds. Oh, and the Rock.
Click through the slideshow to see how we’ll spend our money — well, some of it. (Even with taxes, we’ll still have approximately $500 million left over for a rainy day.) Nice knowing you, peasants.
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