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Zac Efron, My Man — Just Post Two Separate Tweets

Bad tweet, Zac Efron.
Bad tweet, Zac Efron. Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

Zac Efron is grateful for a couple of things. Palm trees. Cool shades. Car. Wristwatch. High School Musical franchise. That sweet California air. Robert De Niro’s Dirty Grandpa. Personal trainer. The movie where he was a DJ because it’s important to know, overcome, and learn from failure. The movie where he was young Chandler, just because. Sexy ladies with good personalities. Money in the bank. Ten million followers on Instagram. And, of course, the one and only Martin Luther King Jr. — oh hell yeah!

A few tips for Zac Efron:

1. You don’t have to combine two things into one tweet; tweets are free.
2. Zac, my man.
3. Zac, buddy.
4. Come on.
5. No emojis.
6. Also, wait a day between these two tweets specifically.

Needless to say, Zac Efron is grateful for a couple more things today: Still Martin Luther King Jr. and also the internet’s negative effect on short-term memory retention.

Zac Efron Tweets Tribute to MLK Jr. and, Uh, IG