Martin O’Malley Ends U.S. Presidential Bid But Remains President of Hot Dads

Good-bye, sweet prince.
Good-bye, sweet prince. Photo: Daniel Acker/Bloomberg Finance LP/Getty Images

Former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley may have ended his presidential bid last night, but his legacy lives on: With his guitar-strumming skills and inexplicably muscled bod, he will forever be president of the hot dads.

God bless America.

Fare Thee Well, Hot Dad Martin O’Malley