these boots were not made for walking

Mariah Carey Is Too Good to Walk Places

Mariah, presumably levitating
Mariah, presumably levitating Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Like her nemesis Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey does not do her own walking.

According to TMZ, Mariah’s shoes were merely uncomfortable, and thus she could not walk in them. If you were a celebrity, would you move your body of your own accord?