Hot New Fashion Trend: Cutting Open a Teddy Bear, Wearing Its Skin

Kids these days.
Kids these days.

The teens of today have never known a world without the internet, and so it has come to this: cutting open giant teddy bears, and proudly draping themselves in their carcasses for the entertainment of digital strangers.

Who knew The Revenant would be such a sartorial tastemaker?

New Trend: Cutting Open Stuffed Bear, Wearing It