Reilly Flaherty, a Wilco fan.
Lower East Side bro Reilly Flaherty discovered his wallet was missing after a night of seeing Wilco in concert and perhaps YOLO-ing a bit too hard. After replacing his driver’s license and canceling his credit cards, he received a peculiar anonymous note in the mail. It read:
Dear Reilly Flaherty
I found your wallet and your drivers license had your address so here’s your credit cards and other important stuff. I kept the cash because I needed weed, the metrocard because the fare’s $2.75 now, and the wallet cause it’s kinda cool. enjoy the rest of your day.