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Please Don’t Buy Michael B. Jordan Chapstick for His Birthday

A man, Michael B. Jordan, and his tongue.
A man, Michael B. Jordan, and his tongue.

Today Michael B. Jordan turns 29. While you were considering what to give the best thing to happen to boxing since Laila Ali, you may have noticed that he tends to stick out his tongue a lot. Is he just being playful?

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Is it a tribute to that other Michael Jordan?

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Are his lips chronically dry and this is his attempt to give them moisture?

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On the chance his tongue antics can be chalked up to the latter, let’s just agree to never give this man lip balm. Not even for his birthday.

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Nope, sorry, Michael. No lip balm sold here. Keeping on licking.

Please Don’t Buy Michael B. Jordan Chapstick