Ad will collapse in seconds…

life goals Feb. 11, 2016

I Just Want to Be Rich Enough to Have Someone to Feed Me Bacon While I Nap

By Jessica Roy

Honestly, it’s really not a lot to ask for.

Sources

Someone Please Feed Me Bacon While I Nap

Social Account

Don’t worry. We will never post to your social media account without your permission.

or create an account

We’ve sent a registration confirmation email to .

Please follow the instructions in the email within 48 hours to complete your registration.

Forgot Your Password?

Enter your email address or username and we’ll email instructions on how to reset your password.

This username or email is associated with a Facebook account.

Check Your Inbox

We’ve sent you an email with instructions on how to reset your password.

Choose a Username

Your username will appear next to your comments.

You already have an account registered under . You can link your Facebook account to your existing account.

No, Sign In

Welcome! You are now a registered user of NYMag.com, TheCut.com, Vulture.com, ScienceOfUs.com and GrubStreet.com.

Want more? Subscribe to our daily newsletters.

No Thanks

We're sorry. You must confirm your registration within 48 hours of submitting your registration request. Please register again.