hairy situations

How Dare Hillary Clinton Get a Good Haircut?

Hillary Clinton: a rude woman who insists on grooming. Photo: Randy Holmes/ABC/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton, a human with hair, traveled to John Barrett’s salon in Bergdorf Goodman last Friday for a haircut, reports “Page Six.” I think we can all agree, no matter what your politics, that this seems outrageous. How dare she, a woman who has spent the last 25 years dodging one beauty critique after another, attempt to hire a professional to trim her presidential-hopeful ends? Better yet, who does she think she is? Surely not a best-selling author who can afford a $600 haircut at a ritzy salon: That’s ridiculous.

“Page Six” also notes this deplorable nugget: “Clinton, with a huge entourage in tow, was spotted being ushered through a side entrance of the Fifth Avenue store.” Excuse, did they say entourage? It’s almost as if she needs heightened security because she is an internationally renowned politician running for the most important job in the world.

The worst part of all this: Hillary’s had a good haircut before. Wow. Bernie would never.

How Dare Hillary Clinton Get a Good Haircut?